The Fart Poll   What are all the farters of the world doing? 1)  How many times do you fart a day?   Never  1-3  4-6  7-10  10+    2)  How often do you blame your farts on other people?   Never  Sometimes  Most of the time  Every time    3)  What is your favorite kind of fart?   Silent But Deadly  Rip Roarin' Rippers  "Better Go Check My Pants"  Poots & Toots    4)  Do girls fart?   Yes  No    5)  Whose farts stink more?   Guys  Girls  Dogs  Cats    6)  What causes the worst farts?   Hard Boiled Eggs  Broccoli  Beans  Chinese Food  Fizzy drinks  Cheese    7)  Do you like to smell your own farts?   Yes  No    8)  What is your favorite other name for a fart?     9)  Would you fart in an elevator full of people?   Yes  No    10)  How long did you wait to fart in front of your significant other?   Within the first couple of dates  Within the first 6 months  Until you were 'exclusive'  Until you were engaged or married  You have never purposely farted in front of them    11)  If you fart in the car while you are alone do you roll down the windows or steep in it?   Roll down the windows  Steep in it    12)  Have you ever sneezed so hard that you farted in public?   Yes  No    13)  Do you enjoy smelling other people's farts?   Yes  No    14)  Have you ever publicly embarassed yourself by farting?   Yes  No    15)  Have you ever thought you had to fart but ended up having to change your pants?   Yes  No    16)  If you fart out loud in front of a group of people do you:   Own up to it  Play ignorant  Blame it on someone else    17)  When someone else farts in public do you stay quiet or make a scene?   Stay quiet  Make a scene    18)  Can you fart at will?   Yes  No    19)  If you were in a car with one or more people and you had to fart really bad what would you do:   Make an excuse to pull over somewhere  Eek it out gently and pray that it doesn't smell  Proudly let 'er rip!    Master.com Terms and Conditions | Texis & Texis Webscript Copyright © 2000 Thunderstone

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